“Nice! Girls with "ly" at the end of their names are dirty. Carly, Shirly, Lily. Don't even get me started on girls whose name should end in "ly", but instead end in I. Those girls are like roller-coasters. You've got to wait in a long line, but once you get up there, you just hold on for dear life and hope you don't lose your keys.”
- Barney Stinson